Thank you, hail storm.
Shingles: not so much.
Van: dented. No broken glass. <relieved sigh>
Pumpkins: assaulted, but redeemable.
Trees: ripped up, leaves strewn over the lawns and streets; carrying on admirably.
Flowers: surprisingly, unsquashed! Floppy comfrey and Rudbeckia, but stems intact.
Nieghbors and friends: many much worse off.
Insurance claims: large.
Local glass companies: in for a busy week.
Respect for Mother Nature: intact.