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Breaking Ground
Re: Breaking Ground
kelly_m wrote:Heaven's! I am shocked.Outraged!
This is where my "training" comes in.
Dearest Kelly,
It is not you. It's me. All my fault.
Once again my mind has delved into the recesses of cesspool like darkness upon which my swine like judgement have soiled your supreme name.
I am but an amoeba. Forgive me for I did not see you as your truly are whilst I dwelled in the murky depths; a blessing and a gardening luminary.
Marc
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Dumbo - Posts: 2070
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Re: Breaking Ground
Your wife has trained you well.
It is always lovely when a man sees a woman as they truly are. And themselves as they are meant to be.
Remember those words: A blessing and garden luminary.
A blessing and garden luminary
A blessing and garden luminary.
It is always lovely when a man sees a woman as they truly are. And themselves as they are meant to be.
Remember those words: A blessing and garden luminary.
A blessing and garden luminary
A blessing and garden luminary.
Kelly
Zone 5a/b
OLD GARDENERS NEVER DIE. THEY JUST SPADE AWAY
Zone 5a/b
OLD GARDENERS NEVER DIE. THEY JUST SPADE AWAY
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kelly_m - Posts: 5905
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Re: Breaking Ground
I think Marc has made a trip to Ireland...Or there is a similar stone somewhere he has frequently visited. I too was beginning to detect a slight suggestion of wine and soft music applied along with ample fertilizer in the preparations of the flower bed .
BC Fraser Valley zone 7/8
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davefrombc - Posts: 1243
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Re: Breaking Ground
Gee! And here I thought he was being sincere!!!
Signed,
A Blessing and Garden Luminary
Signed,
A Blessing and Garden Luminary
Kelly
Zone 5a/b
OLD GARDENERS NEVER DIE. THEY JUST SPADE AWAY
Zone 5a/b
OLD GARDENERS NEVER DIE. THEY JUST SPADE AWAY
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kelly_m - Posts: 5905
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Re: Breaking Ground
Kelly, I had no idea you were A BAGL(e).....
Personally I think she devil is more appropriate.
Only 0 here today so no talk of preparing garden beds or putting begonias out for sun.
*SIGH*
Personally I think she devil is more appropriate.
Only 0 here today so no talk of preparing garden beds or putting begonias out for sun.
*SIGH*
Lyn
AB, Zone 3A
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“Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.” ` James Arthur Baldwin"
AB, Zone 3A
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“Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.” ` James Arthur Baldwin"
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Eeyore - Posts: 11189
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Re: Breaking Ground
Eeyore wrote:Kelly, I had no idea you were A BAGL(e).....
Muhahaha. No comment.
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Dumbo - Posts: 2070
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Re: Breaking Ground
Gee thanks, Lyn!!! And here I thought you were on my side!!
Marc......no comment
Marc......no comment
Kelly
Zone 5a/b
OLD GARDENERS NEVER DIE. THEY JUST SPADE AWAY
Zone 5a/b
OLD GARDENERS NEVER DIE. THEY JUST SPADE AWAY
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kelly_m - Posts: 5905
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Re: Breaking Ground
K, you should know that as your big Sis I'll be on your side when it really counts and the rest of the time I'll torment you. 
Lyn
AB, Zone 3A
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“Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.” ` James Arthur Baldwin"
AB, Zone 3A
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“Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.” ` James Arthur Baldwin"
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Eeyore - Posts: 11189
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- Location: AB, Zone 3A
Re: Breaking Ground
Eeyore wrote:and the rest of the time I'll torment you.
If you torment her *all* the time I'll help you with your fluid mechanics.
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Dumbo - Posts: 2070
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Re: Breaking Ground
I feel a ganging up on Kelly coming on! No Fair!!!
Lyn If I told you once I will tell you a million times......MOM LOVES ME MORE!!!!!
And I'll tell on you.
And you too Marc!
And maybe I may just giggle a little at your virginity
Lyn If I told you once I will tell you a million times......MOM LOVES ME MORE!!!!!
And I'll tell on you.
And you too Marc!
And maybe I may just giggle a little at your virginity
Kelly
Zone 5a/b
OLD GARDENERS NEVER DIE. THEY JUST SPADE AWAY
Zone 5a/b
OLD GARDENERS NEVER DIE. THEY JUST SPADE AWAY
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kelly_m - Posts: 5905
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