Here speaks the voice of reason....

[kelly_m]

After being married for 42 years, I took a
careful look at my wife one day and said, 'honey, 42 years ago we had a
cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19-year-old chick.


Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car,
nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old
woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told
me to go out and find a hot 19-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.


Aren't older women great? They really know
how to solve your mid-life crisis!

[Laura]

Good one !!! . . . that is a wise wife.

[B_BQ]

Of course, assuming he's also around the same age, the first thing he would have to do is to find a 19-year-old 'hot' chick who would even look at him, let alone sleep with him!
~BBQ

[joan w]

Never fool with an older, wiser woman!!

[butterfly]

wise is right

I have a man 70 phoning me llately and I am having a hard time wrapping that age around my mind, little lone a 19year old hooking up with a senior

[Lizcordysmum]

But BBQ, he'd be driving that hot $45,000 car when he went looking for his hottie...some kinds of women are impressed by that kind of superficiality!!!

[Ron Evers]

But BBQ, he'd be driving that hot $45,000 car when he went looking for his hottie...some kinds of women are impressed by that kind of superficiality!!!

Made me wonder if the reverse could be true. Our sons car is toast so he has borrowed Jeanne's. That means she is taking my car (supercharged sporty) to the gym. You know how young fellas like sporty power.

[OGrubber]

Sometimes I just don't get it.

She may not be 19 anymore, but, at two am in the morning, when she rips the covers off, flings open the windows, and cranks the airconditioner up - that's not hot???

Laf!!

[kelly_m]

Good one Inge!!!

[Sheikea]

LMAO..I'll have to remember that.Although its the other way around for me my hubby is 12 years older then me..At least I'll be the one holding up my end of the bargin and he will be well not holdign up much..HAHAHA!!