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The In Laws

Postby joan w » Nov 28, 2008 9:10 pm

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, Do you know who I am?

The man replied, Yep, sure do.

Aren't you afraid of me? Satan asked.

Nope, sure ain't. said the man.

Don't you realize I can kill you with one word? asked Satan.

Don't doubt it for a minute, returned the old man, in an even tone.

Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity? persisted Satan.

Yep, was the calm reply.

And you are still not afraid? asked Satan.

Nope, said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, Why aren't you
afraid of me?

The man calmly replied,

Been married to your sister for 48 years.
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Re: The In Laws

Postby Ron Evers » Nov 28, 2008 9:52 pm

I would not be afraid either. It has to be some guy in costume as there is no such thing as Satan. :roll:
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Re: The In Laws

Postby wraightj » Nov 28, 2008 10:34 pm

I had to scroll back up and check the poster's name, thought it might be myhusband :)
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Re: The In Laws

Postby Ron Evers » Nov 28, 2008 11:10 pm

wraightj wrote:I had to scroll back up and check the poster's name, thought it might be myhusband :)



Now that is funny. Good one! :lol:
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Re: The In Laws

Postby Eeyore » Nov 29, 2008 1:00 pm

LOL! Cute joan.
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Re: The In Laws

Postby Pansy » Nov 30, 2008 12:26 am

I love it Joan,will have to tell Hubby...who will no doubt agree.LOL
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