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To unfrazzle your nerves

Postby Grannygardener » Dec 04, 2008 2:42 pm

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks
Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Have Your colleagues address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called ....... Therapy
I've spent most of my time in the garden,the rest I've wasted. Edie Zone4A, Ont.
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Re: To unfrazzle your nerves

Postby kelly_m » Dec 04, 2008 2:58 pm

I just LOVE to see this one Edie!!!

It reminds us to, well, listen to our inner child once in a while!!LOL
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Re: To unfrazzle your nerves

Postby MareE » Dec 04, 2008 6:31 pm

Right on, K!

Gotta admit, Edie, #16 I haven't had to fake more than a few times. "Don't need to visit the pawn shop today, thanks Heaven!" I grin to mesel'. LAFF!

Great collection!

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Re: To unfrazzle your nerves

Postby Eeyore » Dec 04, 2008 6:43 pm

And I'm thinking #14 sounds reasonable, especially if I can have one of Ming's cubicles..... :?
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Re: To unfrazzle your nerves

Postby Pansy » Dec 04, 2008 11:42 pm

They're all good Edie,thanks for the laughs.

Think I'll try a few.Grin
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