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remind you of anybody you know

Postby Smitty » Dec 10, 2008 1:51 pm

Did you hear the one?

About the bear that went into the store to buy his mate a gift?
The salesperson asked if this would do,
The bear said no it was too expensive;
Then returned with another present;
The bear said no it was too expensive;
Then returned with another present;
The bear said no it was too expensive;
Then returned with another present;
The bear said no it was too expensive;
Then returned with another present;
The bear said no it was too expensive;
Then returned with another present;
The bear said no it was too expensive;
Then returned with another present;
The bear said no it was too expensive;
Then returned with another present;
The bear said no it was too expensive;
Then returned with another present;
The bear said no it was too expensive;
Then returned with another present;
The bear said no it was too expensive;

Finally the salesperson brought up a tiny
Bottle of the finest honey.
The bear said no it was too expensive
Do you have anything cheaper.
The salesperson said yes look here ……...





And produced a tiny mirror for the
Bear to look into..
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Re: remind you of anybody you know

Postby Ron Evers » Dec 10, 2008 2:04 pm

Did the bear have a beard?
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Re: remind you of anybody you know

Postby joan w » Dec 10, 2008 2:38 pm

Thanks Smitty - have passed this one on.
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Re: remind you of anybody you know

Postby Eeyore » Dec 10, 2008 3:05 pm

Ha! Ha! I think it was wearing a fuzzy Delkab hat too Ron. :wink: I think the mirror was on sale though.... 8)
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Re: remind you of anybody you know

Postby Smitty » Dec 13, 2008 2:21 am

Ron Evers wrote:Did the bear have a beard?

well now that you mention it :)
smitty who lost this thread somehow
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