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Two Women talking in Heaven
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Two Women talking in Heaven
by joan w » Dec 15, 2008 11:42 am
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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Re: Two Women talking in Heaven
by Eeyore » Dec 15, 2008 6:33 pm
Oh! I didn't see that one coming! 
Lyn
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“Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.” ` James Arthur Baldwin"
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“Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.” ` James Arthur Baldwin"
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Re: Two Women talking in Heaven
by Ron Evers » Dec 15, 2008 7:54 pm
Eeyore wrote:Oh! I didn't see that one coming!
nor did I
Ron.
The wood is clear between the knots.
The wood is clear between the knots.
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Re: Two Women talking in Heaven
by Katherine » Dec 15, 2008 9:42 pm
This was a big hit here, and I am planning on telling my bro. Ogre, later.
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Re: Two Women talking in Heaven
by Smitty » Dec 16, 2008 9:56 am
LMAO!!!! definitely gotta share this one
""Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain."
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