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The haircut

Postby otnorot » Jun 12, 2013 8:59 pm

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without

forgetting.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he

asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money

from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a

'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill

, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing

community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank

you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to

pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from

you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament

was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen

Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between

the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor.
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Re: The haircut

Postby MareE » Jun 13, 2013 7:48 pm

B-b-but Bill! There are basically 3 senses of humour. Which one would prompt a concerned citizen to forward this hirsutey scenario?

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Re: The haircut

Postby otnorot » Jun 16, 2013 3:25 pm

UH?
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Re: The haircut

Postby MareE » Jan 03, 2014 7:50 pm

No worries, Bill. Belatedly, I actually shared your joke with 3 of my Uncles who GOT the humour intended and most likely roll their eyes at my ignorance as confusedly as you do. LOL & Happy New Year!! nyuknyuk

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