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short love story

Postby Smitty » Dec 11, 2008 12:13 pm

A Short Love Story
>>
>> A man and a woman who had never met
>> before, but were both married to other people, found
>>themselves
>> assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental
>>train.
>>
>> Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
>> over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell
>> asleep
>> quickly..... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
>>
>> At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and
>> gently woke the woman saying,
>>
>>
>>
>> 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
>> would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
>>second
>> blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
>>
>> 'I have a better idea,' she replied.
>>
>>
>>
>> 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
>>
>> 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
>>
>> 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own @#%*#* blanket.'
>>
>> After a moment of silence, he farted.
>>
>>
>> The End
""Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain."
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Re: short love story

Postby MareE » Dec 11, 2008 12:15 pm

OMG, Smittylyn, that's one ripsnorter!

Mare;o}
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Re: short love story

Postby Smitty » Dec 11, 2008 12:18 pm

my thoughts exactly Mare when I opened e-mail from my big sis. a few minutes ago....
she is such a good influence for her baby sister isn't she :D :D :D :D

smitty who really has to get her butt to the paying job now
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