Kelly, It's Time...

[Dumbo]

Don't think dying will help....it's the old and crusty thing you gotta do something about!

If I scrape off the crust then what will keep the puss from oozing out? Did you stop to think about that?

Maybe it's my ears? They do seem to be falling down to my shoulders...

Me

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Maybe I need a face lift to get these body parts back where they belong?

Maybe that's what I need to get an itch date with you?

Damnit. Stuff leaked out in my depends. BBIAB.

[kelly_m]

Ew.

I'm thinking you ignore the facelift and get that oozing crustiness looked after.

Depends won't help either.

Damn my standards are high!

[Dumbo]

ok, ok.

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Dave recommends I get these. He sez it comes with a carbon filter.

[kelly_m]

Lordy....need those for my kids!

Good thing I swallowed first......

[Dumbo]

Good thing I swallowed first...

Atta girl...

[kelly_m]

.....before I spewed out my nose!

[Dumbo]

Aaaaah :p

[kelly_m]

Where'd you think MY mind was????

[Dumbo]

I never thought anything or insinuated anything.
*gargle*

[kelly_m]

Uh huh.......