Happy Birthday, Dave. (56K Look out!)

[Dumbo]

I know it's this week, but what day... No clue. I hate to be late to a party. So better safe than sorry.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjF1bG5LUcs


Dave,

For your birthday I spared no expense.

I traveled the country to find that special gift just for you. After spending many hours on the road I finally found the place I was looking for.

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I then sampled what was offered (link sent in private to preserve the sanity of some people) and took the 3 best just for you.

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Once I got them home I then took out my chem kit and worked feverishly through-out the night to perfect them, combine them, and mould them into the perfect present just for you.

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(Note, to preserve the sanity of some people the picture above is a fake. I sent the real picture of the perfect present to you in private)

VOILA! So I thought..... Then this experiment started nagging... uhg... so I had to toss it back into the beaker and continue my work through out the day to perfect it.

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This is when things went astray. I may have had too many beer atoms in my concoction. I will never know (hic) for sure. But I managed to fix it all up to create this perfect specimen to send you just the same, and just in time for your Birthday!

I hope you enjoy your birthday present.

Final Product

Happy Birthday Dave!

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From:
Dumbo & Mooshie.

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PS:
Eeyore, Kelly, BlueWillow, Donna, Heidi, BBQ and Countrychic got together and made this video just for you (they are the ones in the front row):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNftUmY1YT4

Not to be outdone, Countryboy then created this one for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwVT3fAjPk

I, on the other-hand, contracted out a pro to sing for you:
http://www.1happybirthday.com/play_song.php?name=Dave

[Heidi S]

On behalf of the 'Ladies' of the forum, Happy Birthday, Dave!?!

Marc, you are certifiable - I swear!

[kelly_m]

Not a KootKard...but heck...I gotta give you creative Kudos on that one!!!

heidi...he really is....but you notice that it was from Marc and Mooshie........

BTW! Happy Birthday Dave!!!!!

[Heidi S]

Yes, Kelly - he's softening!

[Dumbo]

No.

[davefrombc]

He'd never admit it , but I suspect if he got much softer he'd be a puddle .

[Heidi S]

Pfffft! Marc-y

[Dumbo]

SILENCE!
I will not tolerate your behaviour.

[kelly_m]

He's kinda like a cheese ball, Isn't he.....crusty on the outside, gooey on the inside......

[Dumbo]

Had many cheese balls, have we?
heh

Makes me wonder whats worse... A cheese-ball or a hairball?